Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
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No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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