At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I wish i was in the wii world.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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