How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
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They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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