Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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