thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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