She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
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Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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