Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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