Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
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I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
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I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
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I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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