he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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