awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
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Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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