so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
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just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
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At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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