small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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