But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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