We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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