so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
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pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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