You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
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I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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