Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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