so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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