I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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