SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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