He is like the real live version of the state fair..
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
