who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
dude. I can hear the air.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
