How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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