I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
ttyl tear gas
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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