I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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