I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
they're like a gay fantastic four
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
