Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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