My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
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He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
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i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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