Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
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I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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