I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
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They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
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I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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