how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
