Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
My penis needs a shock collar
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
he had hair everywhere except his balls
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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