Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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