i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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