okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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