theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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