Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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