i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
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I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
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unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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