I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
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i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
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I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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