Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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