This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
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Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
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I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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