If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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