He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
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17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
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Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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