I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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