And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
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Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
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Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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