Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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