im drinking this country out of the recession.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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