i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
She bit a glass in half.
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Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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