did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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