But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I have post one night stand depression
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