I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
420 ftw
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
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bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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