i just made my gag reflex go away.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
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Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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