Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
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If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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