we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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