Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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