i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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