Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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