Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
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