Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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